My Twitter feed

MBDil: You know how some people can't stand for their foods to touch? I just went to a potluck, and I'm really glad I'm not one of them. #fb

MBDil: I set my Sleep Number bed to Windows 7. Now my bed has bugs and no support whatsoever. (Credit/RT @MODAT) #fb

MBDil: Even though I'm a Cubs fan, I'm starting to really enjoy watching the Reds play lately. They're a bunch of underdogs gettin it done. #fb

MBDil: Dear Vimeo, When your fully-buffered video stutters on playback, I aint gonna watch. I don't care how good it looks. #fb

MBDil: Something about the drive-in makes me feel like a hick. It's probly the pickups, but the fried snickers in concessions seal the deal. #fb

MBDil: I think I'll catch Shrek at the drive-in. The crowds should be low cause everyone else is watching #Lost. #fb

MBDil: There's nothing like a 3-hour Sunday nap to make you wake up refreshed with no idea what to do next. #fb

MBDil: Someone left a Fender Strat guitar at my desk. I wonder... could it be @TimKey2911 ? #fb

MBDil: @andrewtag What if you're recording a clap sound effect?

MBDil: Scored an amp and some CDs from @alpha_wolf_1974 and @timkey2911 's yard sale.There's still good stuff for everyone else. 429 Creekwood.

MBDil: FYI, Google's homepage Pacman game becomes a two player with the Mrs. if you click "insert coin" twice. (WASD and arrows control.) #fb

MBDil: So let me get this straight... I'm here to watch some kids walk over a bridge? I'll never understand Girl Scouts. #fb

MBDil: Why, yes, I certainly would like to hear some funky dixieland. Hold my hand, pretty mama. Dance with your daddy all night long. #fb

MBDil: RT @dr138: The terrible wifi at IO is a reminder that for all this talk of web app dominance we remain screwed by lousy connectivity. #g ...

MBDil: That was scary... I came home to find my wife drowning in a sea of girl scout patches. It took an hour of sewing, but she's ok now. #fb